why wolves howl?
because they have no idea what are they doing
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why did the chicken cross the road
to get her tv,eggs,feet,bananas,brides,groomes and earth
why cant yoda ride the baby ride
they dont allow gremlins
Who do you think you are?
BATMAN
what is black and white and freaky
a cow
What do you get when you cross a t-rex and a chicken
nothing but death
what do you call a deer with no eyes? i don’t know
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BALD MAN WITH A BUTT HEADED FACE?
The answer is butt man
Q: What did one poop say to the other poop?
A: Nothing, they just waved.
nok nok
whos their
spargus
Why did 5 stay away from 7?
Because 5, 6, 7!
WHY BABIES DO NOT TALK ?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE INVISIBLE YAM IN THEIR MOUTH.
What yellow and dangerous? A lion with machine guns for claws
who destroy the city
buttzilla
What did the flower say to the other flower?
Let’s kiss and marry!