The Bank
Q. Why did your mum not go to the bank?
A. Because she had no underpants on
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
Q. Why did your mum not go to the bank?
A. Because she had no underpants on
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO THERE
YOUR MUM
YOUR MUM WHO
YOUR MUM LOKES SO UGLY I COULD VOMET
your mum is so fat she is the call of duty map
Your Mum’s so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
What does your mum need to make her fase very dirtey
SHE needs to go in the bin 474844747474747474474747474 times
your mums so fat when people drive round her they lose petrol
Your mum is so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX Live
YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE HELLO KITTY SAY GOOD BYE
your mamas so old that jesus signed her year book
Your mama is so old when she was born earth was just a rumor
Why did the moose go into the Coffee Shop?
To fornicate with your mother!
