Do You Know Who

do you know who else has a stinky pile of butts ?

MY MOM!!

Fase

What does your mum need to make her fase very dirtey


SHE needs to go in the bin 474844747474747474474747474 times

XBOX

Your mum is so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX Live

Earth

Your mama is so old when she was born earth was just a rumor

The Moose

Why did the moose go into the Coffee Shop?
To fornicate with your mother!

Your Mum

your mum is so thin if she eats a bean she are pregnat

Picture

yo mammas so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing

Film

yo mama so fat that you missed a 3 hour film!

Your Moma

your moma is so dum she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Arrested for Robbing

your mom is so fat she got arrested for robbing and the judge said “order” and then your mom said “big mak and fries”

Furniture Store

yo mamma so dumb that when she got locked in a furnatuire store she slep on the floor

Bob Marley

your mummas armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock

History Class

yo mama so old that when she was in history class they were writting down what they were doing