when you go to the toilet after someone had used it the toilet is hot and i feel like im siting on someones bum
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes. This page is the official, original, source of 'Bad Kids Jokes': I do not post on Twitter/Facebook.
Submissions by different kids, all without answers.
why did the goat eat a baloon
WHY DID THE POO CROSS THE ROAD
Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG THAT SHOOTS
how does a penguin get to school
how many dinosaurs can fit in a smart car
why did a cat smak his face
Whats a banana’s favourite dance move?
Why Did The Apple Go To The Toliet?
Do you no the chicken who went to the city to buy a hat
how many pickles do watermelons have
How many cats in the treasure chest?