Alarm
what did the women do in bed when she heard the alarm going off?
poo her pants
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
what did the women do in bed when she heard the alarm going off?
poo her pants