Lucy
a lady named lucy had a dog named boobs
one day the dog ran away she went to the police man and said ”have you seen boobs” the man said ”no but i would like to”
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
a lady named lucy had a dog named boobs
one day the dog ran away she went to the police man and said ”have you seen boobs” the man said ”no but i would like to”
what do u call a dickhead
a dickhead
who am i ???
i can make brown stuff.
i put my face on the toylet.
i might be disgusting.
so who am i…
i am your butt
Why did the moose go into the Coffee Shop?
To fornicate with your mother!
Me: Why did the mans Willy fall off?
You :Dunno why did the mans Willy fall off?
Me: Because be he didn’t go to surgery. Hahahahaha
why the man was naked
a. he was naked lad
b.he had a buttcheek
c.buttoast
why was the naked man naked.
a. he had nakedpower.
b.he had a naked pecan friend.
c he was naked man.
