Not A Joke
THIS IS NOT A JOKE BUT MY PET DOG EATS CAT FOOD
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE BUT MY PET DOG EATS CAT FOOD
Why did the mans pet fish not say a word for five years?
IT WAS STUFFED
a lady named lucy had a dog named boobs
one day the dog ran away she went to the police man and said ”have you seen boobs” the man said ”no but i would like to”
what do you call a dog with no legs
dosnt mater it wont come anyway
Your so old you got your pets off of Noahs ark
