1000 Years Old
Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why?
Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why?
Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why did tom and jerry get married
Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.
what does a pig like other than you ?
a pig friend to kiss and marrie when he is 30.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms and is still refusing to make me a sandwich?
My Wife
3 men were at a resturant with there wives
and 1 man sed, pass the honey honey
the 2nd man sed, pass the suger suger
and the 3rd man sed, pass the milk , you big fat cow
