Marry The Crocodile

why did the chicken marry the crocodile

because crocodooladoo is good family name.

1000 Years Old

Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why?
Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom and Jerry

why did tom and jerry get married
Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.

Other Than You

what does a pig like other than you ? 

a pig friend to kiss and marrie when he is 30.

Sandwich

What has 2 legs, 2 arms and is still refusing to make me a sandwich?

My Wife

3 Men

3 men were at a resturant with there wives

and 1 man sed, pass the honey honey
the 2nd man sed, pass the suger suger
and the 3rd man sed, pass the milk , you big fat cow