The Tortis
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I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
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what did a chicken say
why do i have to go back to the egg aaaaaaaaaaaaa
why did the cow cross the road?
Because hes an idiot
what do you call it when you get egg in your eye
egg eye
why did the poo and whee cross the rode
beakse then the whee could whee on the car window and the poo made the cars slip over
knock nock
whos there?
me stupid
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A LADY AND A POOING?
A POOING LADY
knock knock?
whos there?
the waffles. can we come in already?
why didn’t the elephant go to the disco?
because his big bum wouldn’t fit through the door
why cant cats eat popcorn
beacause cats get sleepy
What do you call a bird with no wings and no beak
a walking egg
Submissions by different kids, all without answers.
why did the fone go to the docters
what is a chip’s favorite dance?
what do polar bears do in there spare time??
what do you call a man with a plastic bag on his head
What do you do if you have a cheese drink.
why did a man lay some eggs
why did the leaf go to the docter
What do you call a wolf with underwear on it’s head?
what do you call a cow whith one eye
why a raccoon likes a bunch of junk foods?
why do u have a laptop
Why did the man sat on poop and did ‘t care about it?
what do you call a chicken on holiday
why did i poo on the dog
why did the poo ate a wee
What Did The Police Sandwich Say To The Murderer Sandwich
who rides the cart to italy?
WHAT DID THE BANA SAY TO THE TOILET
WHY DID THE ASTRNAUNT HIT HIS BUTT
why did the loser cross the road of losers
why does the hen were pants?
Why did a penguin fart
Because he drank TOO many coke
Why did the elephant cross the road ?
because it had lost a peanut
get it
i know it’s not that funny is it
what is brown and smelly?
a poo boot
