how does lions run faster?
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes. This page is the official, original, source of 'Bad Kids Jokes': I do not post on Twitter/Facebook.
if a cow screams just because theres a tiny little mouse what do you think another cow would say to the scared little cow
”WHAT your scared of a little mouse? its smaller than you, your a coward