The Floor

what did the floor say to the chair


get off me u fat idiot

How Menny

how menny cheaks do you have

four bum cheaks

On A Monday

guess what you eat on a monday


A: under pants

P Who

knock knock

who’s there

p

p who

poo

HA HA HA HA HA TAKE THAT ALL YOU TROUSER FACE’S

Somthing

Q. what do you think i am talking about - somthing that smells like an elefants bum, looks like a oger and eats rubish.

A. you HA HA

The Headmaster

WHAT DID THE HEADMASTER HAVE ON HIS HEAD?


A PAIR OF LOOMANOS PINK GRANY PANTS

Tacos

what happens when you eat 100 tacos and 500 foooodz?

poop