The Floor
what did the floor say to the chair
get off me u fat idiot
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
what did the floor say to the chair
get off me u fat idiot
how menny cheaks do you have
four bum cheaks
guess what you eat on a monday
A: under pants
knock knock
who’s there
p
p who
poo
HA HA HA HA HA TAKE THAT ALL YOU TROUSER FACE’S
Q. what do you think i am talking about - somthing that smells like an elefants bum, looks like a oger and eats rubish.
A. you HA HA
WHAT DID THE HEADMASTER HAVE ON HIS HEAD?
A PAIR OF LOOMANOS PINK GRANY PANTS
