My Pizza
man:waiter how long will my pizza be ?
waiter:not very long. lol
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
man:waiter how long will my pizza be ?
waiter:not very long. lol
why do you have stupid legs?
you ate to many frogs.
knock knock
who’s there
spider man
spider man who
spider web
CAN YOU FART
DO IT NOW
what do you use to kill batman
robbin
where did the sheep go?
the shop
What is Super Marios nickname ?
I don`t know
It is Stupid Mario.
how do you get a date?
you kiss a egg
what do lions eat
They eat other lions legs.
what do you call peach that has a line on it?
butt fruit
how do you get the monky to the other side of the road
bananers.
what did the fox say to the chickan in the restarant ?
i am sorry we dont searve seeds. only chickans
what do you call a pig that does kararty
kararty pig man
what does naked mean
i dont no
boobs
Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why?
Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
