Secret Ingrediant

What is the secret ingrediant of a toilot?


Running Around

why did the chiken running around screming

because it needed to use the toilot

The Ham Contest

if you go to the ham contest wat will the man say

you won last year you are not alowed


nock nock
whos there
what chickin?
a frendly chickin

A Spoon

doctor doctor i think i am a spoon.

sit on that chair and stop staring.


knock knock
who is there
boss who
boss will you give me some pens

The Chicken

why did the chicken cross the road

to get its baby monkeys ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha

With Glasses On

what do you call a tiger with glasses on?

a scientist tiger

Jessie J

How do you wake up Jessie J ?

Poke her face

Her Granny’s

how do a pig get’s to her granny’s ?

a train

Not At The Party

why was the dog not at the party

because he would have to eat a hotdog