My Pizza
man:waiter how long will my pizza be ?
waiter:not very long. lol
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man:waiter how long will my pizza be ?
waiter:not very long. lol
why do you have stupid legs?
you ate to many frogs.
what do you call peach that has a line on it?
butt fruit
do you know one man asked his son to bring eggs
but he broght apples
why shoudnt you go to the fridge without permition
because it will come for its revenge
2 pigs are eating food
one pig eats to much and he throws up
the other one says don’t make more we are not going to eat it all.
what does homens eat ?
food
How do you make a potato?
you make it inside your brain
what’s big and round like a potato
a tomato
knock,knock
how’s there
sandwich
sandwich who
do you put picles in it?
why was the bred sad
because it did not want to eat the other bred
what did the egg say to the other egg?
have a eggsellent day.
i hope you laugh out loud and tell your friends this joke. if your friends dont get the joke explain the joke. IT WILL BE FUNNY
why did the bannana peal cross the rd to see the DR ?
Because it had no bones
what do you call a sandwitch with legs
bready legs
hay appel
“what”
hay appel
“what”
hay appel
” what”
knife.
“arrrrrr”
