Not At The Party
why was the dog not at the party
because he would have to eat a hotdog
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes. This page is the official, original, source of 'Bad Kids Jokes': I do not post on Twitter/Facebook.
Submissions by different kids, all without answers.
why did the fone go to the docters
what is a chip’s favorite dance?
what do polar bears do in there spare time??
what do you call a man with a plastic bag on his head
What do you do if you have a cheese drink.
why did a man lay some eggs
why did the leaf go to the docter
What do you call a wolf with underwear on it’s head?
what do you call a cow whith one eye
why a raccoon likes a bunch of junk foods?
why do u have a laptop
Why did the man sat on poop and did ‘t care about it?
what do you call a chicken on holiday
why did i poo on the dog
why did the poo ate a wee
What Did The Police Sandwich Say To The Murderer Sandwich
who rides the cart to italy?
WHAT DID THE BANA SAY TO THE TOILET
WHY DID THE ASTRNAUNT HIT HIS BUTT
why did the loser cross the road of losers
why does the hen were pants?