Not At The Party

why was the dog not at the party

because he would have to eat a hotdog

Dog Nock

why did the dog nock on the dor

becuse he dident have pants on

Bad Kids Jokes Special: Unanswered Jokes 3

Submissions by different kids, all without answers.

why did the fone go to the docters

what is a chip’s favorite dance?

what do polar bears do in there spare time??

what do you call a man with a plastic bag on his head

What do you do if you have a cheese drink.

why did a man lay some eggs

why did the leaf go to the docter

What do you call a wolf with underwear on it’s head?

what do you call a cow whith one eye

why a raccoon likes a bunch of junk foods?

why do u have a laptop

Why did the man sat on poop and did ‘t care about it?

what do you call a chicken on holiday

why did i poo on the dog

why did the poo ate a wee

What Did The Police Sandwich Say To The Murderer Sandwich

who rides the cart to italy?

WHAT DID THE BANA SAY TO THE TOILET

WHY DID THE ASTRNAUNT HIT HIS BUTT

why did the loser cross the road of losers

why does the hen were pants?

What Did The Dog

Q: what did the dog do to the floor

A: it clean the floor

Not A Joke

THIS IS NOT A JOKE BUT MY PET DOG EATS CAT FOOD

Small Legs

What do you call a dog with small legs???????
a deadbeat

The Cows Head

who farted on the cows head

the dog farted on it and it stunk it made the cow pass out for three years and two months

Chicken Hat

why did the dog go out without a chicken hat or a poo hat?

because he wore a poo chicken hat with easter eggs

Newspaper Story

what newspaper story did the dog read.

how to do a poop in a bag !!!

The Dog

WHY DID THE DOG CROSS THE ROAD

BECAUSE HIS POO WAS ON HOLIDAY

Lucy

a lady named lucy had a dog named boobs

one day the dog ran away she went to the police man and said ”have you seen boobs” the man said ”no but i would like to”