The Chicken

why did the chicken cross the road

to get its baby monkeys ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha

Really Fast

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD REALLY FAST

BECAUSE HE WANTED TO POO IN THE TOLIETS

The Shoe

why did the shoe stay on the road for ever

because it needs a rest

What Do You Get

what do you get when you cross the road

run over

Isaac

Why did Isaac cross the road?


because he is not clever enough and he does not know what he is doing.

Why Did The Skeleton

why did the skeleton cross the road
because he was feeling boney

The Cow

why did the cow cross the road?

BECAUSE HE WANTED SOME CHIPS FOR £200!!!

Chicken & Horse

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD……..BECAUSE HE WAS STUCK TO THE HORSES BUM

Mr. Bean

Why did Mr. Bean cross the road, then cross it again and again?
Because he doesn’t have a job and thought he could get compensation if he got hit by a car.
Unfortunately he didn’t get hit by any cars

Baby Crossing

why did the baby cross the road
how can she cross the road she can’t even walk

Egg

why did the egg cross the road

because it was ugly 

Cow Crossing

why did the cow cross the road?

because it wanted to poo on a car