The Shoe
why did the shoe stay on the road for ever
because it needs a rest
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
why did the shoe stay on the road for ever
because it needs a rest
what do you get when you cross the road
run over
Why did Isaac cross the road?
because he is not clever enough and he does not know what he is doing.
why did the skeleton cross the road
because he was feeling boney
why did the cow cross the road?
BECAUSE HE WANTED SOME CHIPS FOR £200!!!
why did the chicken cross the road?
because he wanted to shag the lollipop lady
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD……..BECAUSE HE WAS STUCK TO THE HORSES BUM
Why did Mr. Bean cross the road, then cross it again and again?
Because he doesn’t have a job and thought he could get compensation if he got hit by a car.
Unfortunately he didn’t get hit by any cars
why did the baby cross the road
how can she cross the road she can’t even walk
why did the egg cross the road
because it was ugly
why did the cow cross the road?
because it wanted to poo on a car
