why did the shoe stay on the road for ever
because it needs a rest
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
Why did Mr. Bean cross the road, then cross it again and again?
Because he doesn’t have a job and thought he could get compensation if he got hit by a car.
Unfortunately he didn’t get hit by any cars