When Does The Chicken

when does chicken cross the road
when the road is clean

Marry The Crocodile

why did the chicken marry the crocodile

because crocodooladoo is good family name.

The Man

What did the man say to the chicken
"can I have some chips please ?"
"i am not a potato you silly"

Cluck Cluck Cluck

little girl; mother why does your son go cluck cluck cluck?
mother; because he thinks he is a chicken
little girl; why don’t you tell him hes not a chicken
mother; because we need eggs

Man Of The Chicken

A man of the chicken layed a egg on a pointy mountain. There was a big wind and the egg rolled down. Where did the egg Fall?

The man of the chicken does not lay eggs!!!

Eat the Chicken

why did the monster eat the chicken?

Because he tasted so DELICATE!

Man Scream

why did the man scream

his pet chiken pooped on his computer

Chickens Stop

why did all the chickens stop?


because a fat cow was about to put her bum on them

Wot Do You


wot do you call a chiken that duz not got fethers

a naked face

Chicken & Horse

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD……..BECAUSE HE WAS STUCK TO THE HORSES BUM

Chicken

what do you do if a chicken comes in the house
a) kill it
b) screm
c) run to a chainsaw

anser
c) run to a chainsaw

Guess What The Chicken

guess what the chicken was wearing


monkey pants