A Car Crash

what did the chicken do when it saw a car crash

call the police

Poo And Whee

why did the poo and whee cross the rode
beakse then the whee could whee on the car window and the poo made the cars slip over

Bad Kids Jokes Special: Unanswered Jokes 2

Submissions by different kids, all without answers.

what do you call a monkey that only eats bananas?

Why are pirates called pirates?

WHY DID THE NOTEBOOK CROSS THE ROAD

whats the difference between a brussel sprout and a bogey?

what did the cheerio say to the milk

WHO POOED ON THE MAT

why did I kick a car

why did the sausage be eaten.

What does an armadillo need to cross the river?

I knocked on a door and who opens the door?
Answers:A NOOB
A TACO
A TICKET FOR THE NOOB

Your Car

what time is it when a dinosaur sits on your car?

time to get a new car

Batman

Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car


A.get in the car

Mr. Bean

Why did Mr. Bean cross the road, then cross it again and again?
Because he doesn’t have a job and thought he could get compensation if he got hit by a car.
Unfortunately he didn’t get hit by any cars