A Car Crash
what did the chicken do when it saw a car crash
call the police
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes. This page is the official, original, source of 'Bad Kids Jokes': I do not post on Twitter/Facebook.
Submissions by different kids, all without answers.
what do you call a monkey that only eats bananas?
Why are pirates called pirates?
WHY DID THE NOTEBOOK CROSS THE ROAD
whats the difference between a brussel sprout and a bogey?
what did the cheerio say to the milk
WHO POOED ON THE MAT
why did I kick a car
why did the sausage be eaten.
What does an armadillo need to cross the river?
I knocked on a door and who opens the door?
A TICKET FOR THE NOOB
Why did Mr. Bean cross the road, then cross it again and again?
Because he doesn’t have a job and thought he could get compensation if he got hit by a car.
Unfortunately he didn’t get hit by any cars