Running Around

why did the chiken running around screming

because it needed to use the toilot

Chickin

nock nock
whos there
chickin
what chickin?
a frendly chickin

A Tiny Little Mouse

if a cow screams just because theres a tiny little mouse what do you think another cow would say to the scared little cow
”WHAT your scared of a little mouse? its smaller than you, your a coward

With Glasses On

what do you call a tiger with glasses on?

a scientist tiger

The Nakid Girilla

what did the nakid girilla do in the pram….

he was dozing with an ambrella

Her Granny’s

how do a pig get’s to her granny’s ?

a train

Not At The Party

why was the dog not at the party

because he would have to eat a hotdog

Bad Kids Jokes Special: Unanswered Jokes 4

Submissions by different kids, all without answers.

what do you call a tranpelean whith jam on it

 why did a car poo?

what do you call snake what has an apple on his head

what do you get if you cross a chicken with a bean

how long are you

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO HEAD

what is the secret name in the whole wide wourld

why did the toy move

what is a cow

how are you not fine

what do you call a bird and a bananer

why does a cow hate a cowboy.

what do you call a tiger who can fly

who is a cow who eats poo and wee and jelly togeter

what do you call a green bird with no feathers,hands or legs

HOW DO YOU MAKE NOTHING

An Island

What will you do if a monkey is trapped in an island?

Do nothing,cause you didnt know cause your far away from the island

The Duck And The Barmant

 The duck went in to the bar and said do you have any bread
and the barmant said no
and he went back out and went back in and said do you have any bread
and he said no
and he went back to his house stupid!

Eat Banana

why do monkeys eat banana

because bananas are not afraid

The Lion

WHY DID THE LION SAY HA HA

BECAUSE HE COULD NOT SMILE

A Deer

what do you call a deer with no eyes

EYE dunno

Dog Nock

why did the dog nock on the dor

becuse he dident have pants on