how does lions run faster?
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes. This page is the official, original, source of 'Bad Kids Jokes': I do not post on Twitter/Facebook.
if a cow screams just because theres a tiny little mouse what do you think another cow would say to the scared little cow
”WHAT your scared of a little mouse? its smaller than you, your a coward
Submissions by different kids, all without answers.
what do you call a tranpelean whith jam on it
why did a car poo?
what do you call snake what has an apple on his head
what do you get if you cross a chicken with a bean
how long are you
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO HEAD
what is the secret name in the whole wide wourld
why did the toy move
what is a cow
how are you not fine
what do you call a bird and a bananer
why does a cow hate a cowboy.
what do you call a tiger who can fly
who is a cow who eats poo and wee and jelly togeter
what do you call a green bird with no feathers,hands or legs
HOW DO YOU MAKE NOTHING
The duck went in to the bar and said do you have any bread
and the barmant said no
and he went back out and went back in and said do you have any bread
and he said no
and he went back to his house stupid!