The Sheep
where did the sheep go?
the shop
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
where did the sheep go?
the shop
what do lions eat
They eat other lions legs.
how do you get the monky to the other side of the road
bananers.
what did the doctor say to the platypus?
sir you are in quite a pickle
WHERE DO CHIKENS GO AT THE WEEKEND
THE MOVIES
what did the cow say to the duck
he said stop staring at me and the duck said your fat .
why did the lion eat the snake
because it looked like a sausoge
what do you call a grumpy cow.
loser!
how does a cow cross the rode ?
it goes on a cow taxy and gets on the roof and jumeped into a bildng
2 pigs are eating food
one pig eats to much and he throws up
the other one says don’t make more we are not going to eat it all.
what is the size of the biggest shark in the world?
dive inside water and you will know
mario was walking down the stret when he saw a cow he started to stroke it then he un wraped it .
It was a chocolte cow
Why are penguins non-flyers? Cause there uncle is a chicken
whats ugly but happy
a frog
What do you call a naked cow
a naked desaster
