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Your Mum’s so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
Your Mum’s so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Your mum is so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX Live
YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE HELLO KITTY SAY GOOD BYE
your mamas so old that jesus signed her year book