I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can’t be published because they don’t make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they’re a bit too rude for kids… so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.Tumblr (3.0; @badkidsjokes)http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/<p>wut did the tortis say to the haer wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/53349567961http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/53349567961Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:02:14 +0100tortoisehareanimalsthe tortoise and the harekidsjokesfunny<p>what did a chicken say</p> <p>why do i have to go back to the egg aaaaaaaaaaaaa</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/53268913123http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/53268913123Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:30:24 +0100chickenskidsjokesbad kids jokesanimalseggs<p>why did the cow cross the road?</p> <p>Because hes an idiot</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/53186084428http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/53186084428Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:01:52 +0100animalscowsjokeskidsfunnybad kids jokes<p>what do you call it when you get egg in your eye</p> <p>egg eye</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/53096253411http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/53096253411Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:01:57 +0100eggskidsjokesfunnybad kids jokes<p>why did the poo and whee cross the rode <br/>beakse then the whee could whee on the car window and the poo made the cars slip over</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/53014889412http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/53014889412Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:01:50 +0100carskidsjokesfunnybad kids jokes<p>knock nock<br/> whos there?<br/>me stupid</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52937862480http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52937862480Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:01:54 +0100knock knockkidsjokesfunnybad kids jokes<p>WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A LADY AND A POOING?</p> <p>A POOING LADY</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52880886680http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52880886680Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:01:53 +0100jokeskidsfunnybad kids jokes<p>knock knock?<br/>whos there?<br/>the waffles. can we come in already?</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52859008064http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52859008064Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:02:13 +0100wafflesknock knockjokeskidsfunnybad kids jokes<p>why didn&#8217;t the elephant go to the disco?</p> <p>because his big bum wouldn&#8217;t fit through the door</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52802402774http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52802402774Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:01:56 +0100elephantsanimalskidsjokesfunnybad kids jokes<p>why cant cats eat popcorn</p> <p>beacause cats get sleepy</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52780604595http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52780604595Wed, 12 Jun 2013 11:02:30 +0100catspopcornfoodanimalspetskidsjokesbad kids jokes<p>What do you call a bird with no wings and no beak</p> <p>a walking egg</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52698888933http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52698888933Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:01:22 +0100birdseggsanimalskidsjokesfunny<p><em>Submissions by different kids, all without answers.</em></p> <p>why did the fone go to the docters<br/><br/>what is a chip’s favorite dance?<br/><br/>what do polar bears do in there spare time??<br/><br/>what do you call a man with a plastic bag on his head<br/><br/>What do you do if you have a cheese drink.<br/><br/>why did a man lay some eggs<br/><br/>why did the leaf go to the docter<br/><br/>What do you call a wolf with underwear on it’s head?<br/><br/>what do you call a cow whith one eye<br/><br/>why a raccoon likes a bunch of junk foods?<br/><br/>why do u have a laptop<br/><br/>Why did the man sat on poop and did ‘t care about it?<br/><br/>what do you call a chicken on holiday<br/><br/>why did i poo on the dog<br/><br/>why did the poo ate a wee<br/><br/>What Did The Police Sandwich Say To The Murderer Sandwich<br/><br/>who rides the cart to italy?<br/><br/>WHAT DID THE BANA SAY TO THE TOILET<br/><br/>WHY DID THE ASTRNAUNT HIT HIS BUTT<br/><br/>why did the loser cross the road of losers<br/><br/>why does the hen were pants?</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52617748518http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52617748518Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:01:23 +0100animalsjokeskidsitalydogscheesebad kids jokesunderwear<p>Why did a penguin fart<br/>Because he drank TOO many coke</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52532810031http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52532810031Sun, 09 Jun 2013 11:01:34 +0100penguinsanimalscokecoca colasodakidsjokesfunnybad kids jokes<p>Why did the elephant cross the road&#160;?<br/>because it had lost a peanut<br/>get it<br/>i know it’s not that funny is it</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52474596917http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52474596917Sat, 08 Jun 2013 18:52:13 +0100elephantsanimalskidsjokesfunnybad kids jokes<p>what is brown and smelly?</p> <p>a poo boot</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52450697831http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52450697831Sat, 08 Jun 2013 11:01:28 +0100bootssmellykidsjokesfunnybad kids jokes<p>knock knock<br/> who there?<br/> hungry<br/> hungry who<br/> I´m hungry so give me my stupid food</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52387029521http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52387029521Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:30:02 +0100foodjokeskidsfunnyknock knock<p>Darling, put the banana away.<br/>It is away.<br/>Where?<br/>In my pants!</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52370533200http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52370533200Fri, 07 Jun 2013 11:01:29 +0100kidsjokesbananasfoodbad kids jokes<p>What&#8217;s the different between a chicken and a elephant&#160;? </p> <p>a elephant has a huge bottom</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52295380603http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52295380603Thu, 06 Jun 2013 13:02:03 +0100chickenselephantsanimalskidsjokesfunnybad kids jokes<p>Q: what did the dog do to the floor<br/><br/>A: it clean the floor</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52291608770http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52291608770Thu, 06 Jun 2013 11:01:36 +0100dogsanimalspetskidsjokesbad kids jokes<p>why does the spaceman go to a moon?</p> <p>to fart</p>http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52230554296http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/52230554296Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:25:01 +0100spaceastronautmoonbad kids jokesjokes