What has 2 legs, 2 arms and is still refusing to make me a sandwich?
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes. This page is the official, original, source of 'Bad Kids Jokes': I do not post on Twitter/Facebook.