What’s The Different
What’s the different between a chicken and a elephant ?
a elephant has a huge bottom
I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
What’s the different between a chicken and a elephant ?
a elephant has a huge bottom
Q: what did the dog do to the floor
A: it clean the floor
why does the spaceman go to a moon?
to fart
why did the chicken cross the road
to get ears
why did the tree go to the docter
becos it had too many leavs.
why did the man eat wee
it was the end of the end of the world
but not now
Q:Why did the cow went on a date with a chicken?
A:So it can get in love with her.
why did the banana go to the doctors?
why?
because he had kechup on he,s head.
why was the bug in the toilt pot
beakuse he was pooing
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause you did’nt even cook it!
hahahaha
NOTHING!
why did the chicken marry the crocodile
because crocodooladoo is good family name.
why is a boomarang rubish
becase it is rubish
how do you get ?
put it in a bag whith water and put it on the floor
what did the tree say to the other trees
you have bird poop in your mouth you know.
