May 2013
22 posts
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To Kill Batman
what do you use to kill batman robbin
May 18th
186 notes
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The Sheep
where did the sheep go? the shop
May 18th
108 notes
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Super Mario
What is Super Marios nickname ? I don`t know It is Stupid Mario.
May 17th
306 notes
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Get A Date
how do you get a date? you kiss a egg
May 16th
629 notes
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Lions
what do lions eat They eat other lions legs.
May 15th
172 notes
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Peach
what do you call peach that has a line on it? butt fruit
May 14th
546 notes
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Monky
how do you get the monky to the other side of the road bananers.
May 13th
409 notes
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Chickan
what did the fox say to the chickan in the restarant ? i am sorry we dont searve seeds. only chickans
May 12th
289 notes
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Kararty
what do you call a pig that does kararty kararty pig man
May 11th
193 notes
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What Does Naked
what does naked mean i dont no boobs
May 10th
647 notes
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1000 Years Old
Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why? Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 9th
391 notes
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Egg Rolling
why was the egg rolling because it was pregnint
May 9th
193 notes
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Platypus
what did the doctor say to the platypus? sir you are in quite a pickle
May 8th
402 notes
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Wool
what deos the sheep say to the other sheep your wool is too puffy
May 8th
116 notes
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Of The Orange
Teacher : Did you ever hear the story of the orange Child : No Teacher : aw too bad
May 7th
509 notes
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Chikens
WHERE DO CHIKENS GO AT THE WEEKEND THE MOVIES
May 6th
218 notes
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A White Thing
what do you call a white thing that can fly? A nacked angel
May 6th
138 notes
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A Snail Without
what do you call a snail without a shell its dead
May 5th
1,769 notes
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To The Duck
what did the cow say to the duck he said stop staring at me and the duck said your fat .
May 4th
371 notes
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Bring Eggs
do you know one man asked his son to bring eggs but he broght apples
May 3rd
364 notes
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Never Sinks
what do you call a boat that never sinks shark
May 2nd
454 notes
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The Fridge
why shoudnt you go to the fridge without permition because it will come for its revenge
May 1st
364 notes
April 2013
40 posts
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Eat The Snake
why did the lion eat the snake because it looked like a sausoge
Apr 30th
362 notes
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Servant
servant; whats the weather like queen:hail and rain servant:what! can i have an umbrella
Apr 29th
279 notes
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Grumpy Cow
what do you call a grumpy cow. loser!
Apr 28th
152 notes
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Skinny Spider
What do you do if a skinny spider comes crawling up your bed? DO FARTS!
Apr 28th
322 notes
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Why Don't Parents
why don’t parents ever cry? because it comes out from below
Apr 27th
253 notes
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Dinosaur Joke
DINOSAUR JOKE KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE DINO DINO WHO DINOSAUR
Apr 27th
752 notes
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Ask You Out
hi ok i ask you out but i haet you but i love you
Apr 26th
1,140 notes
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To The Shark
what did the docter say to the shark clean them rotten teeth
Apr 25th
346 notes
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Taxy
how does a cow cross the rode ? it goes on a cow taxy and gets on the roof and jumeped into a bildng
Apr 24th
511 notes
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2 Pigs
2 pigs are eating food one pig eats to much and he throws up the other one says don’t make more we are not going to eat it all.
Apr 23rd
302 notes
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Homens
what does homens eat ? food
Apr 22nd
187 notes
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Make A Potato
How do you make a potato? you make it inside your brain
Apr 21st
446 notes
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Biggest Shark
what is the size of the biggest shark in the world? dive inside water and you will know
Apr 20th
257 notes
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The Ninja
WHY WAS THE NINJA IN THE KITCHEN? YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 20th
267 notes
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Blu
WHAT IS BLU AND I AM WERING? MY HAT
Apr 19th
250 notes
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Like A Potato
what’s big and round like a potato a tomato
Apr 18th
271 notes
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Dads
Q.why do dads fart alot A.they need a shower
Apr 18th
275 notes
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Mario
mario was walking down the stret when he saw a cow he started to stroke it then he un wraped it . It was a chocolte cow
Apr 17th
675 notes
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The Shoe
why did the shoe stay on the road for ever because it needs a rest
Apr 16th
258 notes
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Non-Flyers
Why are penguins non-flyers? Cause there uncle is a chicken
Apr 16th
112 notes
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Ugly But
whats ugly but happy a frog
Apr 15th
431 notes
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Naked Cow
What do you call a naked cow a naked desaster
Apr 14th
175 notes
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To The Moon
Why did the chicken cross the road to the moon ? because he did a poo poo in his rocket !!!!!!
Apr 13th
211 notes
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Sandwich Who
knock,knock how’s there sandwich sandwich who do you put picles in it?
Apr 13th
255 notes
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Chicken Doesnt
we know that a chicken doesnt fly because it eats alot.
Apr 12th
100 notes
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Stunt Party
What did the princes say to the dragons? we are having a stunt party. Are you coming with action figures?
Apr 12th
123 notes
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Squiz
onece upon a time there was a lemon and banana banana said to lemon people squiz you and eat lemon said yeh well people make you naked and eat
Apr 11th
459 notes
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Tom and Jerry
why did tom and jerry get married Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.
Apr 10th
1,061 notes