To Kill Batman
what do you use to kill batman robbin
where did the sheep go? the shop
What is Super Marios nickname ? I don`t know It is Stupid Mario.
Get A Date
how do you get a date? you kiss a egg
what do lions eat They eat other lions legs.
what do you call peach that has a line on it? butt fruit
how do you get the monky to the other side of the road bananers.
what did the fox say to the chickan in the restarant ? i am sorry we dont searve seeds. only chickans
what do you call a pig that does kararty kararty pig man
What Does Naked
what does naked mean i dont no boobs
1000 Years Old
Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why? Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why was the egg rolling because it was pregnint
what did the doctor say to the platypus? sir you are in quite a pickle
what deos the sheep say to the other sheep your wool is too puffy
Of The Orange
Teacher : Did you ever hear the story of the orange Child : No Teacher : aw too bad
WHERE DO CHIKENS GO AT THE WEEKEND THE MOVIES
A White Thing
what do you call a white thing that can fly? A nacked angel
A Snail Without
what do you call a snail without a shell its dead
To The Duck
what did the cow say to the duck he said stop staring at me and the duck said your fat .
do you know one man asked his son to bring eggs but he broght apples
what do you call a boat that never sinks shark
why shoudnt you go to the fridge without permition because it will come for its revenge
Eat The Snake
why did the lion eat the snake because it looked like a sausoge
servant; whats the weather like queen:hail and rain servant:what! can i have an umbrella
what do you call a grumpy cow. loser!
What do you do if a skinny spider comes crawling up your bed? DO FARTS!
Why Don't Parents
why don’t parents ever cry? because it comes out from below
DINOSAUR JOKE KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE DINO DINO WHO DINOSAUR
Ask You Out
hi ok i ask you out but i haet you but i love you
To The Shark
what did the docter say to the shark clean them rotten teeth
how does a cow cross the rode ? it goes on a cow taxy and gets on the roof and jumeped into a bildng
2 pigs are eating food one pig eats to much and he throws up the other one says don’t make more we are not going to eat it all.
what does homens eat ? food
Make A Potato
How do you make a potato? you make it inside your brain
what is the size of the biggest shark in the world? dive inside water and you will know
WHY WAS THE NINJA IN THE KITCHEN? YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS BLU AND I AM WERING? MY HAT
Like A Potato
what’s big and round like a potato a tomato
Q.why do dads fart alot A.they need a shower
mario was walking down the stret when he saw a cow he started to stroke it then he un wraped it . It was a chocolte cow
why did the shoe stay on the road for ever because it needs a rest
Why are penguins non-flyers? Cause there uncle is a chicken
whats ugly but happy a frog
What do you call a naked cow a naked desaster
To The Moon
Why did the chicken cross the road to the moon ? because he did a poo poo in his rocket !!!!!!
knock,knock how’s there sandwich sandwich who do you put picles in it?
we know that a chicken doesnt fly because it eats alot.
What did the princes say to the dragons? we are having a stunt party. Are you coming with action figures?
onece upon a time there was a lemon and banana banana said to lemon people squiz you and eat lemon said yeh well people make you naked and eat
Tom and Jerry
why did tom and jerry get married Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.